Lets get a bit o' humour back to the org.

[Cedric Farthsbottom III]

Two mermaid detectives are trying to solve the murder of one of the great Blue Whales that used to swim in the ocean.

The seal forensics came in to check out all the DNA,but all the evidence never came to anything.

P.C Spongebob Squarepants comes in and says,"Aye theres definetely something fishy about this case!!!!!!!"

[angela5]

On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"

To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"

[Saveman]

On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"

To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"

LOL!

[Cedric Farthsbottom III]

On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"

To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"

Hee-hee

Guy walks into the doctor with jelly,cream and hundreds & thousands sticking out of one ear.

The doctor says"Can I help you?"

The guy says,"Can you speak up a bit,I'm a trifle deaf!!!!!!"

[Saveman]

Hee-hee

Guy walks into the doctor with jelly,cream and hundreds & thousands sticking out of one ear.

The doctor says"Can I help you?"

The guy says,"Can you speak up a bit,I'm a trifle deaf!!!!!!"

LOL
Cedric, that is truly dire!


Are you trying to kill off the remaining orgers??

[2little2late]

A gigantic hole 6ft wide by 8ft deep suddenly appeared in the road. The local council was mystified by the discovery.

The police are looking into it.

[Cedric Farthsbottom III]

A gigantic hole 6ft wide by 8ft deep suddenly appeared in the road. The local council was mystified by the discovery.

The police are looking into it.

The jokemeisters in the house!!!!!!!!!

Whats round and white and is that clean its hole smells of mint?

A polo mint......ah!!!!clean joke that.......

[Cedric Farthsbottom III]

Cheers Saveman,I aim to please!!!!!!!!

Dire............


An old popstar is walking through the town,not the dapper young guy he used to be,but looking more like a tramp.

Two guys see him and one asks was that guy in The Kinks?

"Naw,"says the other one,"He's in Dire Straits!!!!!!!"

[angela5]

[scorrie]

Daybreak on Brokeback Mountain.

The sun was just beginning to reach the crest of Brokeback Mountain. The lingering mist was starting to burn away from the foothills as the sun's rays worked their powerful magic. Rattlesnakes were stirring from their slumber and the only sound that could be heard was the gentle whirring of the Cicadas.
Suddenly in the distance a Rooster crowed "Cock-A-Dude-'ll-Do", Two Cowboys could be heard echoing "Amen to that". Alan Ladd turned over in his grave and another day was born on Brokeback Mountain.