Just received this e-mail below... found it funny, then thought about it a while... what do you think...

Angel...



Good Day and welcome to a brand new edition of
'ASYLUM'
.Today's program features another chance to take part in our exciting competition:
HIJACK AN AIRLINER
and win
A COUNCIL HOUSE !
We've already given away hundreds of millions of pounds and thousands of dream homes, courtesy of our sponsor,
The British Taxpayer.

And don't forget, we're now the fastest growing game on the planet.

Anyone can play, provided they don't already hold a valid British Passport, and you only need one word of English:
'ASYLUM'
Prizes include all-expenses-paid accommodation, cash benefits starting at £180 a week and a chance to earn thousands more begging, mugging, burgling and
accosting drivers at traffic lights.
This competition is open to everyone
buying a ticket or stowing away on one of our partner airlines, ferry companies or Eurostar.
No application ever refused - reasonable or unreasonable.
All you have to do is destroy all your papers and remember the magic password:

'ASYLUM'
A few years ago, 140 members of a Taliban family from Afghanistan were flown Goat Class from Kabul to our international gateway at Stanstead where local law enforcement officers were on hand to fast-track them to their luxury
£200-a-night rooms in the fabulous four star Hilton Hotel.
They joined tens of thousands of other lucky winners already staying in hotels all over Britain .....
Our most popular destinations also include the White Cliffs of Dover and the world famous Toddington Services area, in Historic Bedfordshire.
If you still don't understand the rules, don't forget, there's no need to phone a friend or ask the audience
Just apply for legal aid.
Hundreds of lawyers, social workers and cou nsellors are waiting to help - FREE
It won't cost you a penny.
It could change your life forever.So play today.
Iraqi terrorists, Afghan dissidents, Albanian gangsters, pro-Pinochet activists, Kosovan drug-smugglers, bogus Bosnians, Rwandan mass murderers, Somali guerrillas, Pakistani suicide bombers, Zimbabwians who voted Mugabe into power, all indigenous South Africans disillusioned with the ANC and their lack of delivery- those ( designated ' white' in SA ) with British ancestry do not qualify, even if you can prove that your forebears were good tax paying citizens in the last few centuries, ..the list is endless !
EVERYONE IS WELCOME - INCLUDING ALL YOUR OWN WIVES, AND OTHER MEN'S CHILDREN.

COME ON DOWN !
Get along to the airport !
Get along to the lorry park !
Get along to the ferry terminal !
Don't stop in Germany or France - they will not be nice !
All European countries will willingly speed you on your way !

Come straight to BritainAnd you are:**** GUARANTEED ****to be one of tens of thousands of lucky winners in the easiest game on earth.Everyone's a winner, when they play'ASYLUM'


PLEASE FORWARD THIS TO EVERY BRITISH TAXPAYER YOU KNOW !