I did it. I appeared looking extremely glamorous, thin and very sexily dressed with a gorgeous toyboy on my arm when they were short, dumpy and very scruffy!
Oh it felt so good and I didn't have to be nasty at all. I just smiled sweetly
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bit o fun to lighten the mood!
some of the most recent threads are heated and full of slanging matches!
so to lighten the mood a bit...........
if you could get your own back on a childhood bully.......hypothetically of course........what would you do to them and why!?!
Last edited by annemarie482; 16-Jul-09 at 21:16.
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I did it. I appeared looking extremely glamorous, thin and very sexily dressed with a gorgeous toyboy on my arm when they were short, dumpy and very scruffy!
Oh it felt so good and I didn't have to be nasty at all. I just smiled sweetly
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I'd attach an anchor to their genitalia then go for a 5 mile drive after which I'd hang them from a tree using cheese-wire then use them as dart practice. They'll think twice about bullying anyone again.
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Dear me, you must have had a hard time of it in your youth to be so bitter, pleased we never met !.Originally Posted by joxville
I'd attach an anchor to their genitalia then go for a 5 mile drive after which I'd hang them from a tree using cheese-wire then use them as dart practice. They'll think twice about bullying anyone again.
I hasten to add I'm not and never have been a bully.
Last edited by tonkatojo; 16-Jul-09 at 22:17. Reason: afterthought
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Could you do mine too please?I'd attach an anchor to their genitalia then go for a 5 mile drive after which I'd hang them from a tree using cheese-wire then use them as dart practice. They'll think twice about bullying anyone again.
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A bit confused I am, are you a witch or warlock ?
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What, you want joxville to attach an anchor to your genitalia then go for a 5 mile drive? LOL
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Haha, it's late!
I meant do my bullies
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Lobbs a squashed tomato at Webmannie and flings a flan at tonkatojo
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And they both ducked and it missed them as they are a right jammy pair.Lobbs a squashed tomato at Webmannie and flings a flan at tonkatojo
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I'd attach an anchor to their genitalia then go for a 5 mile drive after which I'd hang them from a tree using cheese-wire then use them as dart practice. They'll think twice about bullying anyone again.
As for you Jox have you ever considered councilling as you seem to have some serious issues going on there.
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Luckily there was an upended trampoline behind them so as they stood up the tomato and flan rebounded and caught them behind the ear!And they both ducked and it missed them as they are a right jammy pair.
It is getting very late isn't it
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Yes I think they may actually have toddled of to bed with their glass of milk and comfort blankets.Luckily there was an upended trampoline behind them so as they stood up the tomato and flan rebounded and caught them behind the ear!
It is getting very late isn't it
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You forgot their dummiesYes I think they may actually have toddled of to bed with their glass of milk and comfort blankets.
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I was never bullied but if I was then that's what I'd like to do to them.
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Lucky, its a terrible thing to happen and what you have planned may seem light in the eyes of those who have been bullied.
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On second thoughts, I'll change it from a cheese-wire to thong elastic....does anyone have any spare they could supply, how about you Alice?
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As for you Jox have you ever considered councilling as you seem to have some serious issues going on there.
I hope you are not suggesting JOX does counselling !.
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On second thoughts, I'll change it from a cheese-wire to thong elastic....does anyone have any spare they could supply, how about you Alice?
Hee hee try Edinburgh I did see some in a toilet bin once many moons ago. Cant think how it got there
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