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    Quote Originally Posted by Willowbankbear
    A.Eggs,? by any chance
    Aye, Scotch Eggs

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    How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Willowbankbear
    How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    Five
    one to read the script, one to direct, one to produce, one to edit and one to play the part.
    A 1991 Gallup survey indicated that 49 percent of Americans didn't know that white bread is made from wheat.

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    Don't no why dont u in LIGHTEN us lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Willowbankbear
    How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A.Only one,They dont like to share the spotlight

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    Quote Originally Posted by krieve
    knock knock
    whos there?
    yule
    yule who?
    yule never guess lol
    Good bad joke krieve

    Guy wakes up in the middle o' the night and hears,"pitter,patter,pitter,pattter,whoo-whoo!!!!"

    Thinks he's imagining things,so falls back asleep.

    Suddenly,"pitter,patter,pitter,patter,whoo-whoo!!!!!!"

    Guy cannae take it any longer so goes down stairs.

    Again,"pitter,patter,pitter,patter,whoo-whoo!!!!!!!"

    Guy goes into the living room and there's a wee moose running across the HOT radiator and blowing in his paws saying,"whoo-whoo!!!!!!!"
    Their coming to take me away.....haha-hee-hee-ho-ho

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cedric
    Good bad joke krieve

    Guy wakes up in the middle o' the night and hears,"pitter,patter,pitter,pattter,whoo-whoo!!!!"

    Thinks he's imagining things,so falls back asleep.

    Suddenly,"pitter,patter,pitter,patter,whoo-whoo!!!!!!"

    Guy cannae take it any longer so goes down stairs.

    Again,"pitter,patter,pitter,patter,whoo-whoo!!!!!!!"

    Guy goes into the living room and there's a wee moose running across the HOT radiator and blowing in his paws saying,"whoo-whoo!!!!!!!"
    Definite contender for worst joke ever. Don't think it's even worth a lol.
    A 1991 Gallup survey indicated that 49 percent of Americans didn't know that white bread is made from wheat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2little2late
    Definite contender for worst joke ever. Don't think it's even worth a lol.
    Thats what the thread is all about ma jokemeister!!!!!
    Their coming to take me away.....haha-hee-hee-ho-ho

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cedric
    Thats what the thread is all about ma jokemeister!!!!!
    Exactly. Definite contender though. I'm that good at jokes, can't think of a rubbish one.
    A 1991 Gallup survey indicated that 49 percent of Americans didn't know that white bread is made from wheat.

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    Did you hear about the magician, he was driving down the road and turned into a driveway!!!
    Don't wrestle with pigs, you just get all dirty and the pig enjoys it.

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    What do you get when you cross a snowman with a wolf?

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    Quote Originally Posted by angela5
    What do you get when you cross a snowman with a wolf?
    Ah don't know,Angela......wit de ye get?
    Their coming to take me away.....haha-hee-hee-ho-ho

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cedric
    Ah don't know,Angela......wit de ye get?

    Frostbite

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    What building has the most stories?

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    Quote Originally Posted by angela5
    What building has the most stories?
    libary ?..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by ice box
    libary ?..........

    clap..clap icebox...library it is

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    What flowers do you always wear?

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    Quote Originally Posted by angela5
    What flowers do you always wear?
    tulips.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by ice box
    tulips.......

    two lips ........round of applause again icebox.....

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    Whats green and eats nuts?
    Their coming to take me away.....haha-hee-hee-ho-ho

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