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    What do you call a man with no arms, no legs and sitting on your doorstep?

    Matt!!!
    Don't wrestle with pigs, you just get all dirty and the pig enjoys it.

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    what do you call a sheep with no legs ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by krieve
    what do you call a sheep with no legs ?
    A cloud!!....lol
    Don't wrestle with pigs, you just get all dirty and the pig enjoys it.

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    Whats invisible and smalls like carrots?

    Rabbit farts!!!!
    Don't wrestle with pigs, you just get all dirty and the pig enjoys it.

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    krieve Guest

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    correct connie lol

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    Cool

    wHATS RED & INVISIBLE? NO TOMATOES. I hate that 1

    what do ye call a stag with no eyes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Willowbankbear
    wHATS RED & INVISIBLE? NO TOMATOES. I hate that 1

    what do ye call a stag with no eyes?
    No I deer!!!!...lol
    Don't wrestle with pigs, you just get all dirty and the pig enjoys it.

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    What do you call a man with a spade on his head???

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    Quote Originally Posted by tip top
    What do you call a man with a spade on his head???
    Doug...I know all these, I must get out more...lol
    Don't wrestle with pigs, you just get all dirty and the pig enjoys it.

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    Ok, A man with a scorray on his head??

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    Quote Originally Posted by tip top
    Ok, A man with a scorray on his head??
    Cliff.....
    Don't wrestle with pigs, you just get all dirty and the pig enjoys it.

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    What do you call it when a cow jumps over a barred wire fence?

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    How many Doureay Nuclear scientists to screw in a lightbulb?

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    Quote Originally Posted by angela5
    What do you call it when a cow jumps over a barred wire fence?
    An udder catastrophe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Willowbankbear
    How many Doureay Nuclear scientists to screw in a lightbulb?
    Who knows they are all being retrained!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tip top
    An udder catastrophy?
    ....udder destruction

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    A.Why should they? they all glow in the dark anyway

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    What does a tartan chicken lay?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tip top
    What does a tartan chicken lay?
    A.Eggs,? by

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    Quote Originally Posted by tip top
    What does a tartan chicken lay?
    A.Eggs,? by any chance

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