What happened to the irish man who was ironing the curtains?
He fell out the window.
Mother-Why are ye home from school so early son?
Son-I was the only one who could answer a question.
Mother-Oh really, What was it?
Son-who threw the rubber at the Headmaster
What happened to the irish man who was ironing the curtains?
He fell out the window.
How would you know the irish man on an oil rig ?
He would be the one throwing bread to the helicopters.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he had no guts.
whats green and invisable?
That cabbage!
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whats red and sits in the corner?
naughty fire engine
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2 penguins walk into a sweet shop, and the guy behind the counter says we have a biscuit named after you!
What Goeff and Alan said the penguins
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knock knock
whos there?
nunya
nunya who?
nunya business lol
I have one my friend told me.
Have you heard about the magical tractor? It went round the corner and turned into a field.
"If you do something right, people won't think you've done anything at all"
One I'm sure you've all heard.
How do you get Pikachu on a bus?
You poke him on...
"If you do something right, people won't think you've done anything at all"
Two snowmen in a field.
One turns to the other and says "Can you smell carrots?"
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