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    Mother-Why are ye home from school so early son?
    Son-I was the only one who could answer a question.
    Mother-Oh really, What was it?
    Son-who threw the rubber at the Headmaster

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    What happened to the irish man who was ironing the curtains?


    He fell out the window.

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    How would you know the irish man on an oil rig ?


    He would be the one throwing bread to the helicopters.

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    Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?


    Because he had no guts.

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    whats green and invisable?

    That cabbage!
    NEWS-FLASH - Coudroy Pillows are making headlines!

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    whats red and sits in the corner?

    naughty fire engine


    2
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    2 penguins walk into a sweet shop, and the guy behind the counter says we have a biscuit named after you!

    What Goeff and Alan said the penguins
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  8. #108
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    knock knock
    whos there?
    nunya
    nunya who?
    nunya business lol

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    Talking Magic Tractor

    I have one my friend told me.

    Have you heard about the magical tractor? It went round the corner and turned into a field.
    "If you do something right, people won't think you've done anything at all"

  10. #110
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    Wink Pokemon

    One I'm sure you've all heard.


    How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

    You poke him on...
    "If you do something right, people won't think you've done anything at all"

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    Red face Snowmen

    Two snowmen in a field.
    One turns to the other and says "Can you smell carrots?"

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