Worst Joke Ever...

**Jeid** · 17-Mar-06, 04:24

This is what we'd expect from caithness.org I reckon

3 pieces of string outside a bar plotting their way of getting in.

First piece of string walks into the bar...

Barman - "We don't serve pieces of string, get the hell out!"

Second piece tries...

Barman - "I just told your little mate, NO STRING! Get out!!"

Third piece ruffles up his 'hai'r and makes a few loops round himself...

Barman - "Don't tell me you're another piece of string?!!"

String 3 - "No, I'm afraid not."

**ice box** · 17-Mar-06, 05:06

Must of heard that when i was about ten has to be the worst one yet lol

**Micki** · 17-Mar-06, 06:59

Definitely a bad joke but still made me laugh.

knightofeth · 17-Mar-06, 18:16

That was quite good - does anyone else want to share their "worst" joke?

**grantyg** · 17-Mar-06, 18:19

2 fish in a tank and one says - " Ho de ye ken hoo tae drive thas thing?"

Sorry I have been teaching little "Wans" in falkirk and the accent has pooluted my mind!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

FFFFSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH

**footie chick** · 17-Mar-06, 18:26

whats a bees favourite book?

Bridget Drones diary

**connieb19** · 17-Mar-06, 18:38

Did you hear about the fire at the campsite?

It was intense!!!

**garycs** · 17-Mar-06, 18:38

A man cuts his foot quite badly whilst on the beach, a couple of days later it's very sore and inflamed so he decides to go to the hospital. On the way there he steps into the road and the same foot gets run over by a truck. He staggers into the casualty department and an Australian student doctor starts to examine his foot; after much deliberation the doctor says "Strewth Mate, what you've got there is a Pusfilledflattyfoot!"