Last wednesday , the boys in Harrolds butchers in Wick were just tidying up when they noticed a wee dog at the counter!

Johnny the boss roared at the dog to get out, which it did rather sharpish,then he carried on cleaning for a few minutes until he noticed that the dog had returned again, but this time Johnny noticed a piece of paper in the mutt`s mouth.

`Come here boy` he said to the dog,to which it duly walked over & dropped the note at Johnny`s feet. `smart wee dog` thinks Johnny to himself as he began to read the note.
It said`Can I have 12 sausages & a steak pie please` & there was a $10 note with the note, So Johnny went & got the dog his order,wrapped it,put it in a bag& gave him his change. At this the dog barked & left the shop.


Johnny then decided to follow this smart wee dog to see who in Wick could own such a smart doggie. So the wee dog went round the corner to the traffic light on Bridge street, stood on his hind legs,pressed the button & waited.....

As the lights changed the little dog walked across the road like any normal pedestrian,Johnny was impressed even more and kept walking after him. When the Doggie reached the bridge bus stop he sat down & waited. The Thurso Bus went by,the Town Bus went by,then came the Lybster Bus.
The wee doggie got up jumped onto the Bus paid his fare , then went & sat down, So seeing this Johnny got on & sat on the bus.

As the bus went out of town it made 3 stops then as it came close to Thrumster, the wee dog jumped up pressed the bell and got off as it stopped at the village, closely followed by Johnny.

He walked along Stewart Crescent and then cut along the back,kept going until he came to a wee house & walked into the garden,dropped the bag & charged up at the front door! BANG! The wee dog then made his way back down the path & did the same trick again!

As he got no answer, the wee dog ran to the side of the house,jumped up on the coal Bunker & nutted the window 3 times,then jumped off, ran back to the front,picked up the shopping bag, went to the front door and barked!

Now by this time ,Johnny is in absolute awe of this dog, when suddenly A man opens the front door,looks around then sees the dog & starts laying punches & kicks in him.

Johnny is horrified at this treatment,screams at the man`Dont ye dare hit that dog,that dog is a Genius he should be on telly`
The man replies "Genius!!!, Ill give ye Genius,see this genius as ye call him, well its the 3rd time this week that this Genius has forgotten his keys!!!!!