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  1. 10-Mar-06, 07:17 #1
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    Default What would your epitaph be?

    ... on the whole I'd rather be in Wick.
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    She was charming and polite,
    And was not of great height,
    She married a tall Yankee,
    Who took her across the sea,
    She there lived her life,
    As his wee Scottish wife,
    And now she lies here,
    The poor little dear!
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    Howld oan a wee meenad, what 'e PIN for Heaven?
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    I told you I wasn't very well.
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    Written in very small print
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    i'm looking up your skirt"
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    If there is a here-after, then her life is bliss
    If there is not - well she made the most of this!
    Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
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    Gone but not forgotten,especially by the servive providers(they.d probably dig me up again just to make sure i'm really dead)
    Never judge someone until you have walked two moons in their moccasins.

    Native American Indian saying.
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    'life goes on within you and without you'

    ...or was it 'flows' I dunno. Better get it right before I book the stonemason eh?
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    Here lies a brilliant man. The world will be a lesser place without him.
    A 1991 Gallup survey indicated that 49 percent of Americans didn't know that white bread is made from wheat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2little2late
    Here lies a brilliant man. The world will be a lesser place without him.
    Blimey! We are in the presence of greatness it seems.
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    Quote Originally Posted by landmarker
    Blimey! We are in the presence of greatness it seems.
    We can all dream.
    A 1991 Gallup survey indicated that 49 percent of Americans didn't know that white bread is made from wheat.
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    Now wash your hands
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    Tread Quietly - I'm Trying to Sleep
    You get what you give
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    I Did Say My Back Was Killing Me, But Would You Believe Me??
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    There's free bags at the service point please use them!!
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