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Thread: Thursdays wee joke in a poke......o' McCoys

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    Default Thursdays wee joke in a poke......o' McCoys

    When does a Chineseman go to the dentist?


    Tooth-hurty!!!!!!
    Their coming to take me away.....haha-hee-hee-ho-ho

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    Its the day of the insects Football Cup Final.

    The earwigs versus the ants.The first half is boring and nothing much happened.

    Three quarters into the second half and the earwig coach decides to send on one o' his subs.The only problem is its the smallest wee earwig in the team and they cannae find a shirt.Suddenly the kit earwig says,"There is a shirt that will fit him but its got the number 0 on the back will the referee accept it."

    The manager knows he has no choice so he throws on the wee earwig and in the last seconds the wee earwig scores the winning goal.

    What does the crowd sing as the earwigs lift the cup?

    Earwig 0,Earwig 0,Earwig 0!!!!
    Their coming to take me away.....haha-hee-hee-ho-ho

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    Heard both these jokes mate but earwig o is the best one.
    A 1991 Gallup survey indicated that 49 percent of Americans didn't know that white bread is made from wheat.

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    Both are good, I like these type o jokes
    Once the original Grumpy Owld Man but alas no more

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    Two guys,each 100 years of age are sitting on a park bench.

    The first man says,"I can remember the day when ye could get a pack o' fags and a loaf o' bread for 2p."

    The second man says,"Ye know what, it would just be good to know how to remember!!!!!!!"
    Their coming to take me away.....haha-hee-hee-ho-ho

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    never heard such rubbish

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    I mind I fell off me dinosaur the last time I erd 'em
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    And wisdom to know the difference.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pedromcgrory
    never heard such rubbish
    I agree with you but collect enough rubbish then yer quids in

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cedric Farthsbottom III
    Its the day of the insects Football Cup Final.

    The earwigs versus the ants.The first half is boring and nothing much happened.

    Three quarters into the second half and the earwig coach decides to send on one o' his subs.The only problem is its the smallest wee earwig in the team and they cannae find a shirt.Suddenly the kit earwig says,"There is a shirt that will fit him but its got the number 0 on the back will the referee accept it."

    The manager knows he has no choice so he throws on the wee earwig and in the last seconds the wee earwig scores the winning goal.

    What does the crowd sing as the earwigs lift the cup?

    Earwig 0,Earwig 0,Earwig 0!!!!

    As a starting player for the ants team I am wondering if it is appropriate to be discussing such major league level football scores on the forum.

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