Its the day of the insects Football Cup Final.
The earwigs versus the ants.The first half is boring and nothing much happened.
Three quarters into the second half and the earwig coach decides to send on one o' his subs.The only problem is its the smallest wee earwig in the team and they cannae find a shirt.Suddenly the kit earwig says,"There is a shirt that will fit him but its got the number 0 on the back will the referee accept it."
The manager knows he has no choice so he throws on the wee earwig and in the last seconds the wee earwig scores the winning goal.
What does the crowd sing as the earwigs lift the cup?
Earwig 0,Earwig 0,Earwig 0!!!!
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