Thursday Jokey Wokey!

**Abdullah** · 05-Mar-06, 01:16

Originally Posted by Cedric Farthsbottom III

Ye must be a fast typer Abdullah!!!!

Just some I have stored on the pc......enjoy

**angela5** · 05-Mar-06, 01:19

Do you know why they call a womans bra a wonder bra?

Because when you take it off you wonder where they went.

unicorn · 05-Mar-06, 01:23

your joke got me thinking angela it must be scary to be a man nowadays cos when u pull a woman in the pub she could be wearing a wonderbra, corsett, those tights that pull in your thighs and stuff,,,imagine how scary that would be in the morning lol

**Cedric Farthsbottom III** · 05-Mar-06, 01:23

Originally Posted by Abdullah

Just some I have stored on the pc......enjoy

Good idea ma pal as ma auld brain ain't as good as it used to be!!!!!!!Well,for facts anyway,for jokes,no problem.

What dae ye call a man with 40 scorries on his face.............Cliff!!!!!!

**2little2late** · 05-Mar-06, 01:27

What do you call a man with a paper bag on his head?
Rustle.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
Dug.

**Abdullah** · 05-Mar-06, 01:27

Dr Dr i think ive got Bird Flu

Doc: Why do you think that?

Ive got a headache and i keep sneezing?

Doc: but that could be normal flu?

Yes but ive started talking rubbish and i cant park a car.

Sorry ladies

**connieb19** · 05-Mar-06, 01:29

Originally Posted by unicorn

your joke got me thinking angela it must be scary to be a man nowadays cos when u pull a woman in the pub she could be wearing a wonderbra, corsett, those tights that pull in your thighs and stuff,,,imagine how scary that would be in the morning lol

It's not a wonder bra I need...It's a miracle bra..lol

**Cedric Farthsbottom III** · 05-Mar-06, 01:32

What do you call a man wi no head,no torso,no legs,no feet,no arms and no hands........William Balls.

**2little2late** · 05-Mar-06, 01:35

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms in a swimming pool?
Bob

**angela5** · 05-Mar-06, 01:41

Originally Posted by unicorn

your joke got me thinking angela it must be scary to be a man nowadays cos when u pull a woman in the pub she could be wearing a wonderbra, corsett, those tights that pull in your thighs and stuff,,,imagine how scary that would be in the morning lol

scary stuff unicorn.....the man would think he had 2 woman the slim and all in place one left early.....going south slept in.......lol..lol

**Cedric Farthsbottom III** · 05-Mar-06, 01:41

Originally Posted by 2little2late

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms in a swimming pool?
Bob

What do you call an eskimo wi no ears?

Anything ye want cos he cannae hear ye!!

**2little2late** · 05-Mar-06, 01:46

What do you call a man stood between two houses?
Ally.

**Cedric Farthsbottom III** · 05-Mar-06, 01:53

What do you call a man who doesn't stay long with conversations?

Frank.

**Abdullah** · 05-Mar-06, 01:55

A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.

"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever."

A smart ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.

**angela5** · 05-Mar-06, 02:04

Originally Posted by Abdullah

A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.

"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever."

A smart ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.

lmao...........