Do you know why they call a womans bra a wonder bra?
Because when you take it off you wonder where they went.
Just some I have stored on the pc......enjoyOriginally Posted by Cedric Farthsbottom III
Do you know why they call a womans bra a wonder bra?
Because when you take it off you wonder where they went.
your joke got me thinking angela it must be scary to be a man nowadays cos when u pull a woman in the pub she could be wearing a wonderbra, corsett, those tights that pull in your thighs and stuff,,,imagine how scary that would be in the morning lol
Originally Posted by Abdullah
Good idea ma pal as ma auld brain ain't as good as it used to be!!!!!!!Well,for facts anyway,for jokes,no problem.
What dae ye call a man with 40 scorries on his face.............Cliff!!!!!!
Their coming to take me away.....haha-hee-hee-ho-ho
What do you call a man with a paper bag on his head?
Rustle.
What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
Dug.
A 1991 Gallup survey indicated that 49 percent of Americans didn't know that white bread is made from wheat.
Dr Dr i think ive got Bird Flu
Doc: Why do you think that?
Ive got a headache and i keep sneezing?
Doc: but that could be normal flu?
Yes but ive started talking rubbish and i cant park a car.
Sorry ladies
It's not a wonder bra I need...It's a miracle bra..lolOriginally Posted by unicorn
Don't wrestle with pigs, you just get all dirty and the pig enjoys it.
What do you call a man wi no head,no torso,no legs,no feet,no arms and no hands........William Balls.
Their coming to take me away.....haha-hee-hee-ho-ho
What do you call a man with no legs and no arms in a swimming pool?
Bob
A 1991 Gallup survey indicated that 49 percent of Americans didn't know that white bread is made from wheat.
Originally Posted by unicorn
scary stuff unicorn.....the man would think he had 2 woman the slim and all in place one left early.....going south slept in.......lol..lol
What do you call an eskimo wi no ears?Originally Posted by 2little2late
Anything ye want cos he cannae hear ye!!
Their coming to take me away.....haha-hee-hee-ho-ho
What do you call a man stood between two houses?
Ally.
A 1991 Gallup survey indicated that 49 percent of Americans didn't know that white bread is made from wheat.
What do you call a man who doesn't stay long with conversations?
Frank.
Their coming to take me away.....haha-hee-hee-ho-ho
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever."
A smart ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.
Originally Posted by Abdullah
lmao...........
What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Aileen....
Don't wrestle with pigs, you just get all dirty and the pig enjoys it.
why do ducks have webbed feet?
to put out fires
why do elephants have flat feet?
to put out burning ducks
why did the blond keep taking off and putting the pepsi bottle cap back on?
because it said, "sorry, try again".
Why did the blonde keep staring at the carton of orange juice........
It said concentrate
why did the blonde get pulled over by the police?
her headlights weren't working, so she was flashing people.
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