A bear, a lion and a chicken meet.

Bear says: "If I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with fear."

Lion says: "If I roar in the desert, the entire desert is afraid of me."

Chicken says: "Big deal, I only have to cough and the entire planet poops its self!"

*hopes poop ins`t on the getting the boot list!*

Keep Laughing folks!