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    why did the blonde get so excited when she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

    because on the box it said, "from 2 - 4 years".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abdullah
    Why did the blonde keep staring at the carton of orange juice........

    It said concentrate
    ORANGE........Angela5,ye know what I'm on about all these jokes that we could put on the forum after the watershed...but ye cannae cos the youngsters will read them first thing in the morning......and I'm not talking about you Golach .
    Last edited by Cedric Farthsbottom III; 05-Mar-06 at 02:48.
    Their coming to take me away.....haha-hee-hee-ho-ho

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cedric Farthsbottom III
    ORANGE........Angela5,ye know what I'm on about all these jokes that we could put on the forum after the watershed...but ye cannae cos the youngsters will read them first thing in th morning......and I'm not talking about you Golach .

    ORANGE..........
    I've loads more im itching to post...but the wee kiddies in the morn will be

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    Quote Originally Posted by angela5
    ORANGE..........
    I've loads more im itching to post...but the wee kiddies in the morn will be
    Why did the punk cross the road?

    Because he/she was stapled to the chicken.
    Their coming to take me away.....haha-hee-hee-ho-ho

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    Where does the one legged woman work?

    The IHOP!!!
    Don't wrestle with pigs, you just get all dirty and the pig enjoys it.

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