Two teddy bears got a job on a building site as labourers helping demolish buildings etc. Both teddies had their tools for the job. They were both hacking away all day with their pick axes. Any way they both had their lunch break and when they went back to work, one of the teddy bears saw that his pick axe was missing. After about an hour of searching they decided to report it missing to the foreman.
The foreman says, "Didn't you know?"
"Know what" ask the teddy bears.
The foreman replies.
"Todays the day that teddy bears have their picks nicked".
A 1991 Gallup survey indicated that 49 percent of Americans didn't know that white bread is made from wheat.
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