Thursday Jokey Wokey!

[grantyg]

A bear, a lion and a chicken meet.



Bear says: "If I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with fear."


Lion says: "If I roar in the desert, the entire desert is afraid of me."


Chicken says: "Big deal, I only have to cough and the entire planet poops its self!"


*hopes poop ins`t on the getting the boot list!*

Keep Laughing folks!

[paris]

Heres my thursday joke !

2 old men sitting chatting in an old folkes home, Im full of aches and pains today Alf, how do you feel? Alf replys.. like a new born baby fred, a new born baby? yep, no hair ,no teeth and ive just pooped myself.

Made me laugh anyway !

[angela5]

Two men are occupying booths in a public restroom, when one calls to the other, "there is no toilet paper over here, do you have any over there?"

The second man replies, "No, sorry, i don't seem to have any either".

The first man then asks, "well, do you have a magazine or newspaper?".

The second man says, "No, sorry!".

The first man pauses, then inquires, "Do you have change of a Twenty?".

[angela5]

The hands that clean these toilets
also make you food...
Please aim properly.


Toilet out of order
please use floor below


We aim to please
you aim too please!


Patrons are requested to
remain seated throughout
the entire performance

[Cedric Farthsbottom III]

A wee Thursday Joke to go wi a few o' the threads that are on the org. tonight.

What do ye call a cowboy goat,who faints and then jumps up on a wall in a picturesque photograph?


Billy the Kid

[Funky_Foal]

A wee Thursday Joke to go wi a few o' the threads that are on the org. tonight.

What do ye call a cowboy goat,who faints and then jumps up on a wall in a picturesque photograph?


Billy the Kid

HA HA thats great where did you find that 1 ?