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    Are you sure its mine ? oh it got my hair lol

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    "Can you explain to me what exactly a "Virtua Moth" is??"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rheghead
    "My dear Miss Jane Torvill, please stay out of the way in this hostel with our love-child, if any more sleaze gets out to the press, my chances of being Primeminister will be virtually non-existent."

    It that really Jane Torvill of Torvill and Dean, my absolute fav pairs figure skaters? I wouldn't recognize the politician. The faces of the celebrities meant nothing to me. What caught my eye was the can of "virtual mother". All I could think was that it was a horrible brand name for baby formula. That's why I averted my eyes to the tablecloth. This is not submitted as a caption, just a comment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by canuck
    Is that really Jane Torvill of Torvill and Dean, my absolute fav pairs figure skaters? I wouldn't recognize the politician. The faces of the celebrities meant nothing to me. What caught my eye was the can of "virtual mother". All I could think was that it was a horrible brand name for baby formula. That's why I averted my eyes to the tablecloth. This is not submitted as a caption, just a comment.
    No, it's not Jane Torvill. I don't think she's a celebrity - Rheghead is talking Boleros.

    What's more interesting is that you didn't know who Tory Blair is either. On the other hand, I couldn't name his Canadian equivalent. In fact I couldn't even name the Canadian equivalent of Tony Blair until I looked it up a few minutes ago. How embarrassing.

    Sooo...

    How are we going to decide the winner? It seems a little gratuitous to set up a poll on a whole new thread to do this. Any ideas anyone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrSzin
    No, it's not Jane Torvill. I don't think she's a celebrity - Rheghead is talking Boleros.

    What's more interesting is that you didn't know who Tory Blair is either.
    Sooo...
    Tony Blair? I think you need new glasses Dr!!

    More than Rheghead getting into a Ravel here ;o)

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    Quote Originally Posted by scorrie
    Tony Blair? I think you need new glasses Dr!!

    More than Rheghead getting into a Ravel here ;o)
    Put on your reading glasses and read carefully! What is DC's nickname?
    Last edited by DrSzin; 28-Feb-06 at 17:56.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrSzin
    OK, here's the first one, courtesy of BBC News:

    we really must stop playing Twister whilst drunk....
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrSzin
    Put on your reading glasses and read carefully! What is DC's nickname?
    Nah, I'm not swallowing that one. Inverted commas would have been appropriate for a non-dooter.

    Also, if you were checking up the Canadian equivalent of Tony Blair did you check up the equivalent of Tony Blair, or of "Tony Blair"

    Fess up Dr. ;o)

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    Quote Originally Posted by scorrie
    Nah, I'm not swallowing that one. Inverted commas would have been appropriate for a non-dooter.

    Also, if you were checking up the Canadian equivalent of Tony Blair did you check up the equivalent of Tony Blair, or of "Tony Blair"

    Fess up Dr. ;o)
    You'll have to do better than that!

    What I wrote was:

    What's more interesting is that you didn't know who Tory Blair is either. On the other hand, I couldn't name his Canadian equivalent. In fact I couldn't even name the Canadian equivalent of Tony Blair until I looked it up a few minutes ago. How embarrassing.
    Isn't it obvious that I was talking about a different person when I wrote the bit in blue?

    Perhaps lessons in when to stop digging would be more appropriate than an optician. But if you would prefer the latter, then Malcolm Rifkind's brother is supposed to be good. I kid you not!

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    Quote Originally Posted by scorrie
    Nah, I'm not swallowing that one. Inverted commas would have been appropriate for a non-dooter.

    Also, if you were checking up the Canadian equivalent of Tony Blair did you check up the equivalent of Tony Blair, or of "Tony Blair"

    Fess up Dr. ;o)
    It says "ToRy" not Tony
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrSzin
    You'll have to do better than that!
    My apologies!!

    Small monitor issue, not spectacles problem !!

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    how do you get these pictures on?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Willowbankbear
    We already have a daily 1 at present, its Saxovtr`s post
    Where is our little, sweet boyracerwithnolicence anyway??

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    Taking a strop over a car he's trying to sell. Didnt you see the dummy he spat out go flying past you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrSzin
    OK, here's the first one, courtesy of BBC News:



    WOW.. this virtual mother looks so lifelike do they come in different colours??

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrSzin
    OK, here's the first one, courtesy of BBC News:

    "Do you fancy a game o' Twister"....sorry Connie.Need my glasses just noticed ye got the Twister in first.I'll have to try again.
    Last edited by Cedric Farthsbottom III; 28-Feb-06 at 22:28.
    Their coming to take me away.....haha-hee-hee-ho-ho

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrSzin
    No, it's not Jane Torvill. I don't think she's a celebrity - Rheghead is talking Boleros.

    What's more interesting is that you didn't know who Tory Blair is either. On the other hand, I couldn't name his Canadian equivalent. In fact I couldn't even name the Canadian equivalent of Tony Blair until I looked it up a few minutes ago. How embarrassing.

    Sooo...

    How are we going to decide the winner? It seems a little gratuitous to set up a poll on a whole new thread to do this. Any ideas anyone?
    Maybe the person who posted the pic makes the decision, then whoever wins gets to post the next pic and so on....
    You get what you give

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrSzin
    OK, here's the first one, courtesy of BBC News:

    The mother is saying,"David,your assistant that looks like an auld Billie Piper,doesn't need to hold my arm behind back...I already vote for the Raving Looney Party."
    Their coming to take me away.....haha-hee-hee-ho-ho

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