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Thread: New Olympic Sports

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    Default New Olympic Sports

    Yes, of course the whole spirit of the Olympics is just about being there. On the other hand we could lobby for new sports to be included in which Great Britain would have a great chance of winning. For instance:

    1. Indoor queuing.

    2. Outdooe queuing.

    3. Synchronised weather discussing.

    4. Outdoor ceremony organising.

    5. Brewing real ale.

    They are sure fire gold medal winners. Are there any others?
    Last edited by Tymey; 23-Feb-06 at 17:34.
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    Picking on each other about spelling and grammar mistakes (I did that yesterday only to find the person is dyslexic).

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    Soap opera trivia

    Fish 'n chips tasting contest

    Chav Binding (not really thought this one through)
    You get what you give

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    On my way out to watch a hockey match but couldn't resist this thread!

    There are two sports where Performance Enhancers will be allowed.

    For Women...Synchronised Toilet visiting........

    and for men...............

    The Peeathlon....comprising of High Spray, Long Spray and Name Writing with marks given for Artistic merit as well as Technical ability!

    Please do not ban me!

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    How about football play acting? I'm quite sure Great Britain would win the gold every time.
    A 1991 Gallup survey indicated that 49 percent of Americans didn't know that white bread is made from wheat.

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