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Thread: Caption Competition

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    jjc Guest

    Default Caption Competition



    “Look, Mr Stone. I don’t care how important you are, will you STOP playing with the valves!!"

  2. #2
    Mr Sensitive Guest

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    "Yes, Mr Stone, I can see that your white jump suit is two sizes too small, and I know you are desperate for the toilet, but this is a nuclear power station, and you can't just go around opening pipes and peeing into them at random."

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    no you take it
    no you take it
    no i insist
    are you sure
    yes
    well in that case thank you you are very sweet maybe i can buy you dinner or a drink or something

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    Default Nuclear Chuckle Brothers

    Nuclear Chuckle Brothers??

    To me!
    To you!
    To me!
    To you!
    To me!
    To you............


    MadPict

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    Mr Stone, I don't know if you are aware that I normally wear a black belt over my white suit........so PLEASE stop manhandling my equipment.

  6. #6
    Anonymous Guest

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    in the style of a big action movie...

    The Evil Jamie Stoned : HA HA!! Sensei Tait, I have finally uncovered the location of your secret underground base!!!

    ...evil music LP gets ripped off the turntable...

    Sensei Tait : Errr, yeah, well, like I was sayin, this controls the flow of coolent which is used to extract hot air from the building. Now that you're here, we'd better turn it up...

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    If you turn this valve Mr.Stone it will open the sluice gates and then the whole of Caithness will be gone forever. Are you really sure you want to do this?

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    You not gone yet Deacon Blue?

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