Light putdown and insults.
we came up with these one drunken night - these are the cleaner ones.
Just replace (X) with someones name.
Did you know that (X) is in the money
Yeah (X) struck oil when he/she put on high heels.
What happened when (X) tried to hang him/herself
The house collapsed
Why did (X) stare at his/her orange juice
cos the bottle said concentrate
why do surfers like (X) ?
you poke his/her belly and ride the waves
whats the difference between (X) and a half ton man
a ton
Why are ppl surprised at (X) footprints
Your no meant to leave footprints in concrete
why was (X) in the beauticians for 3 hours
he/she was waiting for an estimate
tumbleweed there it goes
why did Scotland receive water shortages in the summer of 1995
(X) had a bath.
why were the oil prices so high
(X) used his/her deep fat fryer
when (X) goes to the cinema he/she sits next to everyone
whats the difference between (X) and a tank
nothing.
whats the difference between (X) and the devil
the devil is hot
why does no-one go near (X)
its cheaper to go to seaworld
I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore
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