Q : Why are married women often heavier than single women.?

A : Single women come home, see what's in the fridge, and go straight to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in the bed, and go straight to the fridge !


Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies..



Practice safe eating -- always use condiments



Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat