The Lone Ranger comes into town during the hottest part of summer. He stops outside a bar and tells Tonto to run in circles around Silver his horse, waving his poncho to keep a nice breeze on Silver while he goes in to have a drink drink.

A couple of minutes later a man dressed in black swaggers into the bar and says
"You the Lone Ranger?" "Yes, I am" the Lone Ranger replies.
"Oh," says the man dressed in black,
"Did ya know ya left your injun runnin?"

Boom ! Boom !