How to control a School Class

[Kodiak]

A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.

It fitted under his shirt and was not noticeable at all.

On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school.

Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work.

When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he took the desk stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.

He had no trouble with discipline that term.

[wifie]

Love that!

[mccaugm]

I suppose after reading this Gordon Brown will start issuing stab vests to teachers from Primary School upwards....mind you some of those nursery kids can be "well 'ard"