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Thread: Corrupt a wish!!!

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    Granted but you will have to walk backwards for the rest of your life.

    I wish it would stop raining
    computer says no ........

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    Quote Originally Posted by krieve
    Granted but you can no longer use the eye in the front of your head.

    I wish nobody ever new anything about money and it did'nt exist
    Granted. Hmm, that was a good one.

    Perhaps we should finish on that pleasant thought.

    I wish it could be true.
    You get what you give

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    Granted.
    But then you must pay for everything with cows and bags of grain.

    I wish I was a ninja...

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    Turtle or tortiose ? you must take orders from your superior

    I wish good health and happiness xxxx to all
    computer says no ........

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    they are real but concocted in your nightmares, you find yourself in a semi in Staines!

    I wish I was twenty three again and better at football than Wayne Rooney .

    Sorry - posted out of kilter thread moving fast!

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    granted but so does everyone esp me.

    I wish i could find out what to do for my 16th and i also wish i could turn back time.

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    granted....time is turned back but as it turns out you now have 10 years to wait until your 16th birthday

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    oh oh i forgot my wish

    I wish I had 4 hands.....

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    Granted! But with that comes 4 feet, 4 heads and no room for any of the other - necessary - female or male organs!

    I wish money did actually grow on trees!
    Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.

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    Granted, then a big gust of wind comes and blows all the money away

    i wish i had magical powers.
    A balanced diet is a cake in each hand.

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    Granted

    You do, but magic is fictional so your powers are too.


    I wish to file a complaint.
    You get what you give

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    I wish to file a complaint.
    [/QUOTE]

    Granted! But you fall into the filing cabinet which is actually a black hole and you're sucked into an alternate universe and trapped there as a slave by spiggies magical powers.

    I wish my dog wins crufts 2006.
    Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.

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    I wish my dog wins crufts 2006.[/quote]
    Sorry can't be granted as my dogs going to win it .

    I wish the people on this forum would brighten up a bit

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    Granted! But you fall into the filing cabinet which is actually a black hole and you're sucked into an alternate universe and trapped there as a slave by spiggies magical powers.

    I wish my dog wins crufts 2006.[/QUOTE]

    Granted. But then your dog is kidnapped by a jealous runner-up owner and held at ransom for one million pounds! (to be said like Dr Evil)

    I wish I had a bottle of wine in the fridge....

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    I wish Elaine drank red wine, she wouldn't need a fridge.

    I wish it was saturday again tomorrow - weekends are too short.

    I wish I had a roast beef butty 'cos I'm starvin'

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    Quote Originally Posted by landmarker
    I wish Elaine drank red wine, she wouldn't need a fridge.

    I wish it was saturday again tomorrow - weekends are too short.

    I wish I had a roast beef butty 'cos I'm starvin'

    Granted-but because it was 40 minutes ago you are not hungry anymore.


    I wish i was somewhere warm.

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    Granted but dont wish to many times you might get burnt


    I wish some one would come and help me eat my left over turkey

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    Granted, but a mould spore growing on the inside of the turkey’s body cavity causes them to hallucinate. They come after you with the carving knife, convinced that you are an extra-terrestrial spy who has been sent to Earth to gather intelligence before the Mother Ship arrives for the invasion.

    I wish that everybody had to walk a mile in the shoes of the person they most despise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjc
    Granted, but a mould spore growing on the inside of the turkey’s body cavity causes them to hallucinate. They come after you with the carving knife, convinced that you are an extra-terrestrial spy who has been sent to Earth to gather intelligence before the Mother Ship arrives for the invasion.

    I wish that everybody had to walk a mile in the shoes of the person they most despise.
    Wish Granted--but you can never take those shoes off again,not ever.

    I wish i could have something that i'm not allowed.

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    Wish granted but your still not getting it

    I wish i didn't buy so much turkey .

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