Granted. Hmm, that was a good one.Originally Posted by krieve
Perhaps we should finish on that pleasant thought.
I wish it could be true.
Granted but you will have to walk backwards for the rest of your life.
I wish it would stop raining
computer says no ........
Granted. Hmm, that was a good one.Originally Posted by krieve
Perhaps we should finish on that pleasant thought.
I wish it could be true.
You get what you give
Granted.
But then you must pay for everything with cows and bags of grain.
I wish I was a ninja...
Turtle or tortiose ? you must take orders from your superior
I wish good health and happiness xxxx to all
computer says no ........
they are real but concocted in your nightmares, you find yourself in a semi in Staines!
I wish I was twenty three again and better at football than Wayne Rooney .
Sorry - posted out of kilter thread moving fast!
granted but so does everyone esp me.
I wish i could find out what to do for my 16th and i also wish i could turn back time.
granted....time is turned back but as it turns out you now have 10 years to wait until your 16th birthday
oh oh i forgot my wish
I wish I had 4 hands.....
Granted! But with that comes 4 feet, 4 heads and no room for any of the other - necessary - female or male organs!
I wish money did actually grow on trees!
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.
http://thetenaciousgardener.blogspot.co.uk/
Granted, then a big gust of wind comes and blows all the money away
i wish i had magical powers.
A balanced diet is a cake in each hand.
Granted
You do, but magic is fictional so your powers are too.
I wish to file a complaint.
You get what you give
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I wish to file a complaint.
Granted! But you fall into the filing cabinet which is actually a black hole and you're sucked into an alternate universe and trapped there as a slave by spiggies magical powers.
I wish my dog wins crufts 2006.
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.
http://thetenaciousgardener.blogspot.co.uk/
I wish my dog wins crufts 2006.[/quote]
Sorry can't be granted as my dogs going to win it .
I wish the people on this forum would brighten up a bit
Granted! But you fall into the filing cabinet which is actually a black hole and you're sucked into an alternate universe and trapped there as a slave by spiggies magical powers.
I wish my dog wins crufts 2006.[/QUOTE]
Granted. But then your dog is kidnapped by a jealous runner-up owner and held at ransom for one million pounds! (to be said like Dr Evil)
I wish I had a bottle of wine in the fridge....
I wish Elaine drank red wine, she wouldn't need a fridge.
I wish it was saturday again tomorrow - weekends are too short.
I wish I had a roast beef butty 'cos I'm starvin'
Originally Posted by landmarker
Granted-but because it was 40 minutes ago you are not hungry anymore.
I wish i was somewhere warm.
Granted but dont wish to many times you might get burnt
I wish some one would come and help me eat my left over turkey
Granted, but a mould spore growing on the inside of the turkey’s body cavity causes them to hallucinate. They come after you with the carving knife, convinced that you are an extra-terrestrial spy who has been sent to Earth to gather intelligence before the Mother Ship arrives for the invasion.
I wish that everybody had to walk a mile in the shoes of the person they most despise.
Wish Granted--but you can never take those shoes off again,not ever.Originally Posted by jjc
I wish i could have something that i'm not allowed.
Wish granted but your still not getting it
I wish i didn't buy so much turkey .
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