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    I wish... i could be in caithness with my friends .
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    Granted! But the old folks home has shut now hon!!!

    I wish there was no hate in the world. Ever!!
    Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjc
    Granted… but they are nasty creatures with mean tempers and they spend their lives hunting down humans and mercilessly skewering us on their horns.
    You seriously are worrying jjc. lol.

    I wish wishes were real.
    Granted! But remember the time you wished the world would open up and swallow you whole!
    Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.

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    granted.. but everyone keeps on saying i wish for every little thing and the world slowly crumbles to anarchy before everyone is blown to bits *G*
    i wish for world peace!

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    guys remember to only reply to the last post each time so you don't break the chain......

    I wish I had magic shoes.....

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    granted... but you are forced to dance until your feet are bloody stubs..
    i wish for fame and fortune

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    granted but you become famous as a bank robber and end up in jail for the rest of your life

    i wish i had x-ray vision.....

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    Granted. But it goes to your head and you lose everything you hold dear and don't realise it until you're too old to do anything about it.


    I wish you joy in all you do.
    You get what you give

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    Granted, then you have no Joy in anything that you do!

    I wish i could breathe under water!
    A balanced diet is a cake in each hand.

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    Granted but then you get eatting by a shark

    I wish i would win the lottery rollover tonight !

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    Quote Originally Posted by spiggie
    Granted, then you have no Joy in anything that you do!

    I wish i could breathe under water!
    Granted, but the swimmer in front of you just farted!!

    I wish farts never smelled.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ice box
    Granted but then you get eatting by a shark

    I wish i would win the lottery rollover tonight !
    Granted but then you have to share it with 60,000,000 others.

    I wish this thread was closed by the starter
    God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
    Courage to change the things I can,
    And wisdom to know the difference.

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    Granted but you'll have to wait for 6 pages.

    I wish I didn't have to corrupt Rheghead's wish.
    You get what you give

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    Granted.
    But then the thread goes wildly out of control and crashes the whole internet.

    I wish I had a teleporter.....

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    granted but you are transported to bill gates who then takes out his personal vengence for crashing teh internet..
    i wish i could get my two year old potty trained

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    Quote Originally Posted by elaine
    Granted.
    But then the thread goes wildly out of control and crashes the whole internet.

    I wish I had a teleporter.....
    Granted you now owe me £30.000 you can pay me back by cleaning my roans lol

    I wish i could be a fly on the wall of the person who always bad reps me lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by krieve
    Granted you now owe me £30.000 you can pay me back by cleaning my roans lol

    I wish i could be a fly on the wall of the person who always bad reps me lol
    Granted..but you must remain a fly until your squated.

    I wish i could turn my childrens voice boxes off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by krieve
    Granted you now owe me £30.000 you can pay me back by cleaning my roans lol

    I wish i could be a fly on the wall of the person who always bad reps me lol
    Granted, but who wants to be a fly for the rest of his life?

    I wish all tasty food was calorie free

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    Quote Originally Posted by nightowl
    Granted, but who wants to be a fly for the rest of his life?

    I wish all tasty food was calorie free
    Granted but it does'nt help you loose any weight

    I wish i did'nt have to pay bills.

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    Granted....but then everything that you did have to pay bills for mysteriously disappears.

    I wish I had eyes in the back of my head......

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    Granted but you can no longer use the eye in the front of your head.

    I wish nobody ever new anything about money and it did'nt exist

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