Corrupt a wish!!!

[angela5]

Wish granted but your still not getting it

I wish i didn't buy so much turkey .

Wish granted--you can now buy a turkey each week without ever wishing you had'nt.


I wish i could still get what i'm not allowed.

[Astra]

Wish granted but still not allowed it


I wish that pooh pooh does'nt get there wish

[angela5]

Wish granted but still not allowed it


I wish that poo poo does'nt get there wish

Wish granted.....pooh pooh gets their wish!

I wish astra gets the runs after eating stale left over turkey.

[Astra]

Wish granted but it's going to come back on you three times worse

I wish my numbers came up in the lottrey tonight ..

[elaine]

Granted. but the next day the world blows up
I wish I could live forever....

[katarina]

wish granted but no one else does, so you're alone.

I wish for world peace

[elaine]

Granted. But as soon as we make peace with each other we are immediately attacked by a race of aliens wishing to harvest us all!!

I wish for intergalactic peace...

[katarina]

granted. but we are hit by a giant meteor which bounces from one planet to the other and we're all wiped out!

I wish for a quiet life.

[elaine]

Granted. But unfortunately you have gone deaf.

I wish I was on my summer holidays...

[katarina]

granted but you have to spend it in Caithness!

I wish for a new car

[angela5]

Granted its a lovely yellow skoda.

I wish i was lying on the sand under a palm tree.

[spiggie]

Granted, but the tree falls on top of you and you are stuck underneath it for evermore!

I wish i could be an egal for a day

[angela5]

Granted but your left wing is broken.

I wish someone would sweep me off my feet.

[phoenix]

Granted.........but someones plucked all your feathers out, and youve become dyslexic

I wish for Love and Light to be sent to everyone on Caithness.org

[spiggie]

Granted but your left wing is broken.

I wish someone would sweep me off my feet.

Granted but it's a 80 year old with a big broom.

I wish I was th PM so I could change everything

[spiggie]

Granted.........but someones plucked all your feathers out, and youve become dyslexic

I wish for Love and Light to be sent to everyone on Caithness.org

Granted but there's a major power cut and all the light goes out.

I wish the rain would go south and the sum would come north just a little bit.

[krieve]

Granted but it is nice and hot for everyone in caithness but there is a big rain cloud over you for the rest of your life.

i wish i could have an on call babysitter lol

[spiggie]

Granted, but your phone breaks so you cant call her!

I wish that i could visit the rain forsest and see all the exotic creatures

[porshiepoo]

Granted! But due to global warming the forest has all dried out, burnt down and theres now no animals.


I wish to be in a world of hi tech gadgetry and flying cars.

[landmarker]

I wish that everybody had to walk a mile in the shoes of the person they most despise.

I wish nobody despised anyone. I dont think I do. Dislike is different.We should certainly walk a mile in someone's shoes before we insult them. That way they are at least a mile away, and barefoot.

I wish I hadn't told that old joke