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Thread: Corrupt a wish!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by landmarker
    I wish nobody despised anyone. I dont think I do. Dislike is different.We should certainly walk a mile in someone's shoes before we insult them. That way they are at least a mile away, and barefoot.

    I wish I hadn't told that old joke
    Wish granted..but everyone remembers it and tells it too
    I wish I didn't have a hangover today!!!
    Don't wrestle with pigs, you just get all dirty and the pig enjoys it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by connieb19
    Wish granted..but everyone remembers it and tells it too
    I wish I didn't have a hangover today!!!

    Granted! But you go out tonight get completely sloshed and have a hangover tomorrow instead.


    I wish we had robot servants.
    Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.

    http://thetenaciousgardener.blogspot.co.uk/

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    Quote Originally Posted by porshiepoo
    Granted! But you go out tonight get completely sloshed and have a hangover tomorrow instead.


    I wish we had robot servants.
    Ganted, but they go out of control and take over the whole world...
    I wish I could have an all expeses paid for holiday to paradise!
    Don't wrestle with pigs, you just get all dirty and the pig enjoys it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by porshiepoo
    Granted! But you go out tonight get completely sloshed and have a hangover tomorrow instead.


    I wish we had robot servants.
    granted but i have turned you in to my robot servant.

    I wish i was a bird

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    I wish I could have an all expeses paid for holiday to paradise!
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    Granted! But paradise is the afterlife.............

    I wish I was 3 inches taller.
    Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.

    http://thetenaciousgardener.blogspot.co.uk/

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    I wish i was a bird
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    Granted! But you're a blonde bimbo bird.

    I wish I could think of more wishes.
    Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.

    http://thetenaciousgardener.blogspot.co.uk/

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    Granted! But paradise is the afterlife.............

    I wish I was 3 inches taller.[/quote]Granted but you still have to wear the same clothes for ever and your not allowed to wax your legs!
    I wish i was 3 inches taller too with waxed legs!
    Don't wrestle with pigs, you just get all dirty and the pig enjoys it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by connieb19
    I wish i was 3 inches taller too with waxed legs!
    Granted, but it's your head that's three inches longer!

    I wish someone would invite me out to dinner - I'm fed up cooking!
    Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

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    Quote Originally Posted by katarina
    Granted, but it's your head that's three inches longer!

    I wish someone would invite me out to dinner - I'm fed up cooking!
    Wish granted, but you wish you'd stayed at home after tasting my cooking!!
    I wish I could cook...lol
    Don't wrestle with pigs, you just get all dirty and the pig enjoys it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by connieb19
    Wish granted, but you wish you'd stayed at home after tasting my cooking!!
    I wish I could cook...lol
    granted but now you have to cook a meal for the entire Wick Acadamy football team!

    I wish My computer worked faster!
    Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

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    Granted, but it works so fast that you cant keep up with it

    I wish i was an athelete and super fit!
    A balanced diet is a cake in each hand.

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