Wife Duties

[teenybash]

3 men sat bragging on how they had given their new wives, duties.
Paddy had married a Welsh woman and he boasted how he had told his wife she was to do all the cooking and cleaning plus the ironing.
He said it took a couple of days before he saw any results but, on the third day everything was spic and span.
Mick married an English girl and he also ordered his wife to do all the cooking, cleaning and ironing.
First day, he says there were little results but, the second day saw improvement. By the third day she had got into the swing of things and had a lovely dinner on the table when he came home.
The Irishman married a Scots lass and he bragged about telling her to do all the cooking, cleaning, ironing, wash the windows, mow the lawn and have a hot dinner ready and waiting when he came home.
First day he didn't see anything.
Second day he didn't see anything but..............
by the third he could see a little, as most of the swelling had gone down in his left eye, the right one was still closed.

[bluenose]

I married a lovely scottish girl but unfortunately she slipped off the roof fixing a slate that had become loose during a gale.