And They Ask, Why
I Like Retirement!

**Question:** How many days in a week?
**Answer:** 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

**Question:** When is a retiree's bedtime?
*Answer:** Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

**Question:** How many retirees to change a light bulb?
*Answer:** Only one, but it might take all day.

**Question:** What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
**Answer:** There is not enough time to get everything done.

**Question:** Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer:** The term comes with a 10% discount.

**Question:** Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer:** Tied shoes.

**Question:** Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer:** They are the only ones who have the time.

**Question:** What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
**Answer:** NUTS!

**Question:** Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic
or garage?
Answer:** They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids
will want to store stuff there.

**Question:** What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer:** Normal

**Question:** What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer:** The never ending Coffee Break.

**Question:** What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer:** If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

**Question:** Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but
misses the people he used to work with?
Answer:** He is too polite to tell the whole truth.

And, my very favorite....

**QUESTION:** What do you do all week?

**Answer:** Monday through Friday, NOTHING..... Saturday & Sunday, I
rest.