reland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two seater Cessna crashed into a cemetry. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.

A man takes his Rottweiller to the vet.
"My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," said the vet, "lets have a look at him."
So he picks up the dog and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth.
Finally he says, "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy!"

My friend drowned in a bowl of Muesli.
A strong currant pulled him under.

Two blondes walk into a'd think one of them would have seen it.