I wis feeling peckish the ither evening and having given myself the night aff from cooking I phoned for a pizza.
I asked for a Pineapple and Liver. "We dinnae dae Liver" said the voice on the ither end. I replied "It's aw right",
Wait For it.
"I'll come round and pick it up myself."
Once the original Grumpy Owld Man but alas no more
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