A poem to finish

[Cedric Farthsbottom III]

Everyone has their styles on this;
Finish this first verse off

I see a literature section so full of talent
To a minority asking for more
So go right ahead and prose abound
But give up your copyright.Are ye sure?

[Cedric Farthsbottom III]

Everyone has their styles on this;
Finish this first verse off

I see a literature section so full of talent
To a minority asking for more
So go right ahead and prose abound
But give up your copyright.Are ye sure?

Aye I give up ma copyright
Cedric, how dare ye,copyright is such a farce
Dae ye think yer ony better than me
Take yer heid and take it oot yer arse

[the second coming]

Aye I give up ma copyright
Cedric, how dare ye,copyright is such a farce
Dae ye think yer ony better than me
Take yer heid and take it oot yer arse

aye you can stick your words together
but a few a beers woundn't go amiss
so we can have a blether
and get quite cleverly pis..........erm......tipsy

[Cedric Farthsbottom III]

aye you can stick your words together
but a few a beers woundn't go amiss
so we can have a blether
and get quite cleverly pis..........erm......tipsy

LOL

But the beer was getting hotter
The heat was going up in whisps
So up to the bar ye go ma pal
Dinnae forget about the crisps!!

[the second coming]

LOL

But the beer was getting hotter
The heat was going up in whisps
So up to the bar ye go ma pal
Dinnae forget about the crisps!!

yer drinkin like a rocket
Sounds all too familiar
Time to dip yer pocket
Get yer own erse up to that bar

[the second coming]

yer drinkin like a rocket
Sounds all too familiar
Time to dip yer pocket
Get yer own erse up to that bar

ah, i hear the ring of last orders
its chuckin out time again
a sore heid in the morn to reward us
your round first next time my friend

[Cedric Farthsbottom III]

ah, i hear the ring of last orders
its chuckin out time again
a sore heid in the morn to reward us
your round first next time my friend

Yer gettin too old ma amigo
For the last orders are goin to the bin
Cos we'll just go up to the landlord
And ask kindly for a lock in

[the second coming]

Yer gettin too old ma amigo
For the last orders are goin to the bin
Cos we'll just go up to the landlord
And ask kindly for a lock in

gawd i've been out drinking too long
if only i could stand the pace
the wife will be singin her song
if i get home its a slap in the face

mishter sheshdric farshboshum a turd
yer a bad influence and a menace to ma liver
aye she's definately gonna have a word
how id staggered hame and fell in the river

[Cedric Farthsbottom III]

gawd i've been out drinking too long
if only i could stand the pace
the wife will be singin her song
if i get home its a slap in the face

mishter sheshdric farshboshum a turd
yer a bad influence and a menace to ma liver
aye she's definately gonna have a word
how id staggered hame and fell in the river

A river ye saw as ye fell in wi a splash
I thought ye were goin for a dram
Noo I've got to rescue ye fae the breach
Second Coming ye are some man

But i like what ye are all about
Whether ye be poor or rich
For congrats to ye and yer own half
Labour is such a bitch

[the second coming]

Is it gonna be a son or a daughter

Think i'd better make a wish

the second coming might walk on water

But I only went to the edge for a pish.....

[the charlatans]

Is it gonna be a son or a daughter

Think i'd better make a wish

the second coming might walk on water

But I only went to the edge for a pish.....

you make the most of your drinking time
when this bairn comes u'll be busy enough
you'll no even have the energy to rhyme
so look forward to the morning and feeling rough