Stupid questions thread

[Mr_Me19]

Better than that... If you strapped a bit of toast (butter side up) onto the back of a cat and dropped it out of a building (please dont report me to the sspca!!!), what way up would it land?

[unicorn]

Better than that... If you strapped a bit of toast (butter side up) onto the back of a cat and dropped it out of a building (please dont report me to the sspca!!!), what way up would it land?

who knows but with all that hair on it, it wouldn't be edible anyway

[Torvaig]

A Toast question again, Why does a slice of toast invariably land on the buttered side when it falls?

Golach, stop buttering it on both sides!

[unicorn]

A Toast question again, Why does a slice of toast invariably land on the buttered side when it falls?

maybe it's because the buttered side is slightly heavier.

[Sandra_B]

I used to wonder why men had nipples till someone explained to me it's so when they get older they know how far to pull their trousers up.

Also used to wonder how you could make a horsehair whip as horse hair is only an inch or two long...yes, I do know now.

[golach]

maybe it's because the buttered side is slightly heavier.

But Unicorn, I use the Lurpak lighter spreadable, and it still does it

[unicorn]

groaaaaaan

[Julia]

Why can't they make sausages square like big chip shapes? That way you could cook each side evenly

[sassylass]

I used to wonder why men had nipples till someone explained to me it's so when they get older they know how far to pull their trousers up.

LMAO

[Julia]

I've always wanted to know when you fall and put a hole in your trousers, what happens to the hole? There's never enough material to mend so where does it go?

[nanoo]

I've always wanted to know when you fall and put a hole in your trousers, what happens to the hole? There's never enough material to mend so where does it go?

Well Julia, my question is a variation on yours. How can you fall and scratch/skin your knee without puting a hole in your trousers? I have done this and always thought, good my trousers are all right, but on inpection of my knee i can't say the same for it.

[maisiebudd]

What about the age old question.....What came first, the chicken or the egg??

[Mr_Me19]

The egg. What did dinosaurs come from....? Lol.