Going Green

[peedie man]

IT AY EASY GOOIN GREEN.


A man came round from the council,
to see about going green,
he said we had to recycle,
but i havn't rode a bike since ninteen.

He said you must take all the bottles,
to the recycle place in town,
i said, i would, if you paid the bus fare,
but he then turned to me with a frown.

Thats the trouble with all you people,
your attitude is very slack,
I said if they still paid a penny a bottle,
Every one would take them back.

He then said low energy bulb's,were the future,
then a boxful to me he gave.
but if i wanted to live in darkness,
i'd go and live in a cave.

He asked if i'd had my green bin,
and i asked him, what was it for?
when he told me, i was utterley gobsmaked,
and i nearly showed him the door.

He said ,it's forall your grass cutting's,
and i said, i aint doing that,
he said, you must, it's council regulation's,
and i said, i'm not cos i live in a flat.

[johno]

true. we put fertiliser on the grass to make it grow then we mow it.
stupid isnt it.