the mini & the texan?

[johno]

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop , a beautiful young woman ,
wearing a tight mini skirt , was waiting for a bus . As the bus stopped,
and it was her turn to get on , she became aware that her skirt was too
tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the
bus .

Slightly embarrassed , and with a quick smile to the bus driver , she
reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little , thinking that this
would give her enough slack to raise her leg . She tried to take the
step , only to discover that she couldn't .

So , a little more embarrassed , she once again reached behind her to
unzip her skirt a little more , and for the second time
attempted the step .

Once again , much to her embarrassment , she could not raise her leg .
With a little smile to the driver , she again reached behind to unzip a
little more , and again was unable to take the step .

About this time , a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her
up easily by the waist and placed her gently on
the step of the bus .

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled , '
How dare you touch my body !
I don't even know who you are !'

The Texan smiled and drawled , ' Well , ma'am , normally I would agree
with you , but after you unzipped my fly three times , I kinda figured
we was friends .'

[Phoenix200416]

OMG thats rather funny! Poor guy, he was only helping her out too. Lol