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Thread: johnny again

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Apr 2006

    Default johnny again

    One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word 'beautiful' in the same sentence twice.
    First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
    "Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.
    "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said.
    "Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny.
    "Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'that,s Beautiful, just bloody beautiful!'"

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Highlands Unbridled, Brora


    haha I like it. Smart kid
    *->Stress - This is the confusion created when the mind overides the body's desire to strangle some JERK who desperately needs it<-*

    Nobody is Pefect. I am Nobody, therefore I am Perfect

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