The Primary 2 class teacher says, "Class, I would like you to write a story about animals"
Little Johnny pipes up loudly.. "Can't do it miss, I ain't got no pencil"
Teacher says:- "No Johnny....I have no pencil.....you have no pencil......he has no pencil.........she has no pencil......we have no pencils.......they have no pencils"
"Well who's got all the ruddy pencils then" exclaims Johnny
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