A young man goes into the Job Centre in Toronto, Ontario and sees a
card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he
goes to learn more. "Can you give me some more details about this?"
he asks the guy behind the desk.
The Job Centre man sorts through his files and replies -
"Oh yes here it is; the job entails you getting the lady patients
ready for the gynecologist. You have to help them out of their
underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their genital regions.
You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic
hair then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the
gynecologist's examination."
"There's an annual salary of $55,000, and I hope you have a car,
because you're going to have to go to Peterborough. That's about
150 kms from here."
"Oh why, is that where the job is?"
"No sir - that's where you join the lineup of applicants