What has been your "blonde moment" recently?Mine def has to be the time I complained to my son that my new airfreshner in the car didnt smell of anything,he opened it up to have a look...yup I hadn't taken the top off itx
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"blonde moments"
What has been your "blonde moment" recently?Mine def has to be the time I complained to my son that my new airfreshner in the car didnt smell of anything,he opened it up to have a look...yup I hadn't taken the top off it
The nice thing about living in a small place is that if you dont know what you are doing....there's always somebody who does,or thinks they do!x
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i have too many to list
ELVIS ISN'T DEAD I HEARD HIM ON THE RADIO
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Telling a assistant who was helping me to pack my shopping that the carrier bag has a hole in it proceeded to pack shopping and shopping all landed on the floor chasing onions and lemons around peoples feet not a pretty sight
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Its nice to be nice
I accidently pressed control alt and the left arrow instead of delete ( they are right next to one another) and have spent the last hour peering at my monitor sideways until OH turned up and sorted it out.
God my neck hurts!
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I also have too many to list, the more children I have and the older I get the worse it gets!
Why be a hard rock when you really are a gem!
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I thought something was really wrong with my bank account. the machine spat out my card 4 times b4 i realised i was trying to get money with my Tesco Club Card ( well they are both blue in colour).
To stay young live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.
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That's typically the sort of thing I would do too, I once handed over my driving licence in Boots thinking it was my advantage card! I blushed a unique shade of red that day!Originally Posted by Lucy
I thought something was really wrong with my bank account. the machine spat out my card 4 times b4 i realised i was trying to get money with my Tesco Club Card ( well they are both blue in colour).
Why be a hard rock when you really are a gem!
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I am a dreamer and have been since a child. Once while driving home from work (I had grown up by then) I came to and didn't recognise where I was. It was a road I had hardly ever been on and I had to keep driving until I recognised a land mark in the distance.
P.S.I have had more.....
P.P.S. Do men have blonde moments....
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find myself usually putting the milk back in the cupboard!!
or going to the supermarket for shopping, and coming back without the things i was supposed tobut lots of things that i wasnt.
the missus always laughs at me
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Once put my plate in the bin and my lunch remains in the sink (PMT).
One of my most outstanding was turning up at a house I hadn't lived in for 3 years and trying to let myself in. I realised my mistake and had to travel a few more miles up the road to my then home(sleep deprivation and stress). Luckily I didn't bump into any of the old neighbours!
I also suffer from verbal blondness, does anyone else have this problem?
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Blonde Bus Moment!
On the bus from Halkirk to College in Thurso. Started playing a silly game on my phone. Looked up from my phone thinking I must be nearly in Thurso only to find the bus had stopped in the centre of town. Had to walk all the way back up the hill. DOH!
Spring has sprung, the grass is ris', I wonder where the birdies is, the birdies is on d' wing, now thats absurd, everyone knows d' wing is on d' bird
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Blonde moments was posted a while back but have to share mine with you all, decided my tootsies would look nice in killer heeled sandals so got to work with false toenails .........
5 minutes later im shouting to my hubby im lying on the bed and cant get up he comes running up thinking his lucks in to find ive superglued a finger to my big toe and while trying to dislodge it ive glued a finger from my other hand to my big toe as well!!!
While trying to seperate my fingers from my toes my mum and dad visit and all they hear is me shouting "please dont do that it hurts, stop, please stop"!!
Eventually my fingers had to get sliced from my toes and i binned the false nails, but hey im a sucker for punishment ive just bought false toenails today but im not that blonde im going to get my friend to put them on for me!!
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Never miss an opportunity.
Now you are going to have your friends finger stuck to your toe.Eventually my fingers had to get sliced from my toes and i binned the false nails, but hey im a sucker for punishment ive just bought false toenails today but im not that blonde im going to get my friend to put them on for me!!
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Blonde Moments
A friends daughter, blonde and 20yrs old, worked in a nightclub bar. She phoned in sick one night then went into the club with her friend 2 hours later! And she complained when they sacked her next day.
I am blonde..and a repeat offender with this one.
Husband opens passenger door as I wait patiently by it, I thank him and he goes round to the driver's side and gets into the car... after an interval he throws my door open from the inside and I say in some surprise from where I am still stood waiting "oh...did you open it?"
"What did you think I was doing..and what did you thank me for?" says he...
...... I did it again today!
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Blondes are not thick. Marilyn Monroe had a higher IQ than J.F.K and even Einstien. Then again she wasn't a real blonde.I am blonde..and a repeat offender with this one.
Husband opens passenger door as I wait patiently by it, I thank him and he goes round to the driver's side and gets into the car... after an interval he throws my door open from the inside and I say in some surprise from where I am still stood waiting "oh...did you open it?"
"What did you think I was doing..and what did you thank me for?" says he...
...... I did it again today!
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An image just jumped to my mind: you trying to explain to the A&E personell why your friend was glued to your toes!
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing
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haha that would b funny
I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
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My friend was once intrigued why peppers fitted so well into the boxes in the grocers (??) Her boyfriend at the time told her they had been redesigned to fit into them. She believed him..!!!
My standard one used to be putting my glasses on the top of my head (think trendy sunglasses) and then spending ages looking for them.
Spring has sprung, the grass is ris', I wonder where the birdies is, the birdies is on d' wing, now thats absurd, everyone knows d' wing is on d' bird
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2 Blonde stories:
One evening the other week, my flatmates and i were watching tv, when an advert came on... featuring an animated dog, in a car, talking about the car.... my flatmate piped up: " That is SOO strange - the dog has a seat-belt on...." Like the whole talking business is quite the norm.. hahaha
Was celebrating my friends 21st in a Thai restaurant in the city centre... meals took a while to arrive as it was busy, so with a few glasses of wine, i actually forgot what i had ordered.. It eventually arrived, and half way through i concluded: "Mmm.. kind of tastes like grass, but in a lemony way...?" Yup, Thai green lemongrass curry. Idiot!
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