"blonde moments"

[Thumper]

What has been your "blonde moment" recently?Mine def has to be the time I complained to my son that my new airfreshner in the car didnt smell of anything,he opened it up to have a look...yup I hadn't taken the top off it x

[Ash]

i have too many to list

[Anne x]

Telling a assistant who was helping me to pack my shopping that the carrier bag has a hole in it proceeded to pack shopping and shopping all landed on the floor chasing onions and lemons around peoples feet not a pretty sight

[karia]

I accidently pressed control alt and the left arrow instead of delete ( they are right next to one another) and have spent the last hour peering at my monitor sideways until OH turned up and sorted it out.

God my neck hurts!

[Julia]

I also have too many to list, the more children I have and the older I get the worse it gets!

[Lucy]

I thought something was really wrong with my bank account. the machine spat out my card 4 times b4 i realised i was trying to get money with my Tesco Club Card ( well they are both blue in colour).

[Julia]

I thought something was really wrong with my bank account. the machine spat out my card 4 times b4 i realised i was trying to get money with my Tesco Club Card ( well they are both blue in colour).

That's typically the sort of thing I would do too, I once handed over my driving licence in Boots thinking it was my advantage card! I blushed a unique shade of red that day!

[Torvaig]

I am a dreamer and have been since a child. Once while driving home from work (I had grown up by then) I came to and didn't recognise where I was. It was a road I had hardly ever been on and I had to keep driving until I recognised a land mark in the distance.

P.S.I have had more.....

P.P.S. Do men have blonde moments....

[karia]

I am a dreamer and have been since a child. Once while driving home from work (I had grown up by then) I came to and didn't recognise where I was. It was a road I had hardly ever been on and I had to keep driving until I recognised a land mark in the distance.

P.S.I have had more.....

P.P.S. Do men have blonde moments....

Only the 'fair' ones...the unfair ones claim they don't!

[Angela]

Only last week I handed the library assistant my bank card instead of my library card.

"Ermmm...are you sure you want to give me this?" he wondered. Then I crossed the road and tried to pay in the Co-op with....my library card.

Bank card mainly blue - library card red & white.

Usually I find I'm trying to get cash out of the machine with my Tesco clubcard, my Advantage card ....or my library card ...and wondering why nothing is happening....

[rhino]

find myself usually putting the milk back in the cupboard!!

or going to the supermarket for shopping, and coming back without the things i was supposed tobut lots of things that i wasnt.

the missus always laughs at me

[twiglet]

Once put my plate in the bin and my lunch remains in the sink (PMT).

One of my most outstanding was turning up at a house I hadn't lived in for 3 years and trying to let myself in. I realised my mistake and had to travel a few more miles up the road to my then home(sleep deprivation and stress). Luckily I didn't bump into any of the old neighbours!

I also suffer from verbal blondness, does anyone else have this problem?

[paris]

I am a dreamer and have been since a child. Once while driving home from work (I had grown up by then) I came to and didn't recognise where I was. It was a road I had hardly ever been on and I had to keep driving until I recognised a land mark in the distance.

P.S.I have had more.....

P.P.S. Do men have blonde moments....

Oh Torvaig , how many times have i done that , and pulled up on my old address`s drive. Really embarrassing ! lol jan x

[Razz]

Putting dirty dishes in the cupboard next to the dishwashers and wondering why they are still dirty

[karia]

I did have a long and fairly intimate discussion with the woman next to me in Morrisons today before realising that she wasn't my husband!

[mums angels]

Putting dirty dishes in the cupboard next to the dishwashers and wondering why they are still dirty

I'm terrible for puting plates , cups and cutlery in the bin

[badger]

Don't have blonde moments any more - I have senior moments, just as bad. Make tea with coffee and vice versa, put milk in my orange juice (which is in a mug so why not?). Took what I thought was a new peanut butter jar out of the cupboard yesterday for grandchildren's tea and found it was empty. Wonder where the new one is?

[karia]

My wonderful dad just put a stock cube in the kettle...he's not blonde either!

If he offers you a cuppa..say nah!

[Thumper]

LOL I did that in Inverness one day Karia,grabbed the -then -hubby's hand and walked along only to realise I had taken a total strangers hand ...much to his amusement x

[BRIE]

I remember going to dinner at my late mother in laws & complaining that the cottage pie tasted odd. She then realised she had added coffee granules instead of gravy granules to the mince!!