Good ol' Doctors

[angela5]

Doctor Bloom who was known for miraculous cures for arthritis had a waiting room full of people when a little old lady, completely bent over in half, shuffled in slowly, leaning on her cane. When her turn came, she went into the doctor's office, and, amazingly, emerged within half an hour walking completely erect with her head held high.

A woman in the waiting room who had seen all this walked up to the little old lady and said, "It's a miracle! You walked in bent in half and now you're walking erect. What did that doctor do?"

She answered, "Miracle, miracle .... . he gave me a longer cane."

[angela5]

I took my little boy to the doctors as he had swallowed some coins and wasn’t feeling well.
“Don’t worry” said the doctor, “they will soon pass through his body naturally”
"Keep an eye on him until you see some change".



I went to the doctor, I said every time I pooh it comes out chipped.
He told me to lift my string vest when I went to the loo.