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    Headaches and Husbands

    A woman comes home and tells her husband, 'Remember those headaches I've been having all these years?
    Well, they're gone.' 'No more headaches?' the husband asks,'What happened? His wife replies, 'Margie referred me to a hypnotist.He told
    me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat:

    I do not have a headache.
    I do not have a headache.
    I do not have a headache.

    Well, It worked! The headaches are all gone!'

    The husband replies, 'Well, that is wonderful.'

    His wife then says, 'You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years.
    Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?' The husband agrees to try it.
    Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes grabs his wife and carries her into the bedroom.

    He puts her on the bed and says,Don't move, I'll be right back.' He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later
    and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.



    His wife says, 'Boy, that was wonderful!' The husband says, 'Don't move! I will be right back.' He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was
    even better than the first time. The wife sits up and her head is spinning. Her husband again says, 'Don't move, I'll be right
    back.'With that, he goes back in the bathroom.

    This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and saying:

    'She's not my wife.'
    'She's not my wife.'
    ''She's not my wife!'

    ~~His funeral service will be held on Monday.~~


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    1st class haha ha

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