Train Journey

[peedie man]

A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room , they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly .... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1am, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, ma'am I'm sorry to bother you, I'm awfully cold, would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket ?

I have a better idea, she replied, just for tonight, let's pretend that we are married.

Wow! that's a great idea, he exclaimed !

Good, she replied .... get your own damn blanket !!!

After a stunned moment of silence, he farted, turned over and went back to sleep.
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Cheers,

[johno]

a cracker. heh heh heh typical though.