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Thread: yea just buy it.

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    Default yea just buy it.

    There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:

    "Hello?"
    "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
    "Yes."
    "Great! I am at the mall two street,s from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
    "What's the price?"
    "Only £10,500.."
    "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much ... "

    "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2008 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year ... "
    "What price did he quote you?"
    "Only £95,000 ... "
    "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

    "Great! But before we hang up, something else ... "
    "What?"
    "It might look like a lot, but I was checking your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, 5 acre Garden, , beachfront property ... "
    "How much are they asking?"
    "Only £450,000 - a magnificent price ... and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover it "

    "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid £420,000. OK?"
    "OK, sweetie ... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
    "Bye ... I do too ... "
    The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap, and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present: "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?

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    That Sounds Like My Phone.

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