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Thread: A Prayer For The Stressed

  1. #1
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    Default A Prayer For The Stressed

    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves.
    Also, Help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the feet I have to kiss tomorrow.

    Please: Help me always to give 100% at work…

    12% On Monday
    23% On Tuesday
    40% On Wednesday
    20% On Thursday
    And 5% On Friday

    Also, Please help me to remember…

    When I am having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up, It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile…But only ‘FOUR’ to extend my arm and smack someone in the
    ‘ gob’…!

  2. #2
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    ah so true
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    ~*~Believe In The Magic Of Your Dreams~*~
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