Retirement in Alaska

[peedie man]

Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years.

Finally, sick of the stress, he quit his job and bought 50 acres of land in
Alaska
as far from humanity as possible.

He saw the postman once a week and got groceries once a month.? Otherwise, it
was total peace and quiet.?

After about six months of almost total isolation, someone knocked on his door.

He opened it and a huge, bearded man was standing there.?

"Name's Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas
party Friday night...thought you might like to come. About 5:00."

"Great", says Tom, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local
folks. Thank you."?

? As Lars left, he stopped. "Gotta warn you......be some drinkin'."?

"Not a problem m" say s Tom. "After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the
best of 'em."?

Again, the big man started to leave and stopped.

"More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin', too."

"Well, I get along with people; I'll be all right. I'll be there. Thanks
again."?

"More'n likely be some wild sex, too!"

"Now that's really not a problem," says Tom, warming to the idea.? "I've been
all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I
wear?"?

"Don't much matter ..... Just gonna be the two of us." ?

[angela5]