Ok so its been a while since I was on and guess what - I have more jokes in my repertoire - mwahahahahaaha

The sunday school teacher organised a show and tell day, so little dorothy brought in her teddy bear.
Now times were hard and the bear was a homemade one with a little button mouth and button eyes. Over years of hand downs and playing the eyes had been pulled off and re sewn slightly out of alignment.

The teacher asked dorothy if the bear had a name - "yes my bear is called Gladly"
The teacher says thats a "nice name but why did you call him gladly"
"Well" says dorothy "I named him after jesus`s teddy bear!"
The teacher said "but jesus didn`t have a teddy bear?"
Dorothy reaches for the nearest bible and reads "Glady the cross I bear"
teehee